the story of the false bridges

Once upon a time, in the middle of nowhere lived a strong man.  No one knew his name, even he himself didn't know because his parents never decided in time.  He looked at the calender.  It was his friends birthday.  He got a super soaker for him, and went outside.  Suddenly, he heard a voice in his ear.''I have created false bridges, to prevent you from crossing!'' The man ignored it, thinking it was a joke.  But when he got to the bridge crossing, there were false bridges! ''That wacko was right'' said the man.  ''Which one'', he said, ''is correct? Suddenly, in a flash of smoke, a man appeared. He said he was the fire lord and he would burn all the false bridges if he got to eat all the cake. The man agreed, forgetting it wasn't his birthday. The fire lord burned all the bridges except the one in the middle then the fire lord dissappeared.  The man happily skipped over the bridge.  At his friends candy house, the fire lord appeard! But then everyone got out their presents.  Huh? Thought the man, but he got his anyway.  Then realising what was happining, he tore off the wrapping paper.  All the others did the same.  They were also super soakers! Just then, he heard jake [the birthday boys name.]   Shout ''fire!'' Everyone fired! The fire lord shouted no! And dissapeared forever.  The end.